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Ravings of the Damned
Happy Fun-Time Talk by Chris
Created on 2002-05-29 02:00:18 (#575186), last updated 2007-01-22
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| Name: | The Kwisatz Haderach of Assholes |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 02-29 |
| Location: | Vancouver, B.C., Canada |
| Website: | Here be my Writyngs |
[virt] if i let fan-mail go to my head, i'd be some kind of bizarre demigod overlord of condescending zeal
[virt] "welcome to taco bell. can i take your order?" "SILENCE, PEON. I WILL CONSUME THREE CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCHES, AND YOU WILL PROVIDE THEM IN A VELVET CARRYING CASE LINED WITH THE FINEST LINEN PRODUCED IN ALL OF ASIA, AND YOU WILL DO IT BY THE TIME I DRIVE UP TO THE WINDOW OR YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIFE"
[virt] "welcome to taco bell. can i take your order?" "SILENCE, PEON. I WILL CONSUME THREE CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCHES, AND YOU WILL PROVIDE THEM IN A VELVET CARRYING CASE LINED WITH THE FINEST LINEN PRODUCED IN ALL OF ASIA, AND YOU WILL DO IT BY THE TIME I DRIVE UP TO THE WINDOW OR YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIFE"
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